Alright, here’s a synopsis of my past IDK how many hours.
Johannesburg to Amsterdam — originally meant to be London but that flight got cancelled.
Amsterdam to London — You’d think this would be unnecessary since there’s so many ways to get to the U.S. from Amsterdam but whatever. I got Dutch frites for lunch.
London to New York — In NY, I only had exactly one hour to clear customs, recheck my bag, print a new boarding pass, switch terminals, go through security again and then find my gate.
New York to Portland — Just kidding, this flight got delayed two hours.
And now… I’ll be spending my night in the Portland airport. Gotta get up at 4am. I arrive at 130, so I might as well. Because when I wake up
Portland to Salt Lake — and back the next day.